by C to the Rizzo, A to the Wizzo, F to the SHizzo. Sung to the tune of "Hard Knock Life - Dr. Evil Remix"

Its a hard knock life for us.

Its a hard knock life for us.

Every day, we get hit.

Safe to say, with the baka stick.

Its a hard knock life.

*Check the baseline,

Make it bump fine.*

I always wanted to be,

a mod at allanime.de.

The admin's a "she",

Named Akari,

its Japanese.

But unfortunately,

she's all the way in Germany.

So I don't get to see,

What it is that she,

looks like, but gee,

Abluebond's got a binary

of her imagery,

so send it to me,

or put it on MTV.

Don't worry.

You'll be fine,

Akari won't mind.

No need to run and hide.

I wouldn't lie,

right?

uh huh, uh huh, uh huh,

Its a hard knock life for us.

Its a hard knock life for us.

Every day, we get hit.

Safe to say, with the baka stick.

Its a hard knock life for us.

Its a hard knock life for us.

Every day, we get hit.

Safe to say, with the baka stick.

Its a hard knock life.

I got 150 GB,

free on my two HDs.

To fill that space,

I need to up my streamload pace.

Gimme cable speed,

A flat screen,

512 MB of PC memory.

Cause P4's ain't cheap,

an Athlon's what I need,

But all these things,

need bling bling.

A fortune indeed.

So I gotta get to work,

No time to shirk.

Its a hard knock life.