Ode to Akari

by crawfsh

But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?

It is the East, and Akari is the sun!

Arise, fair sun, and punt the football pyoro

Who is already sick and pale with grief

That crawfsh is far more powerful than he.

Thou art not "baka", since thou art Akari.

Such a title is but sick and green,

And none but fools do wear it. Cast it off.

It is my admin! O, it is my webmistress!

O, that she knew she were!

She writes, yet she shouts nothing.

What of that? Her avatars change; I will remember them.

I am too bold; 'tis not to me she shouts.

Dozens of the fairest portraits in all of anime

Having some business, do entreat her permission

To rotate as her avatar til they retire,

What if her image were there, here in the forum?

The brightness of her cheek would shame the stars

As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven

Would through the airy region stream so bright

That birds would sing and think it were not night.

See how she leans her cheek upon her laptop!

O, that I were a key upon that keyboard,

That I might touch that cheek!

-from the famous balcony scene