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  The Day Akari Changed Her Name

Government offical (GO): It says here that you want to offically change your name to Sakura, is that correct?

Akari: Yes!

GO: And the reason for the change is?

Akari: Sakura is the cutest anime character ever!

GO: So you want to change your name to that of a cute cartoon character?

Akari: Cutest anime girl!

GO: (Shakeing his head) Cutest anime girl. And why do you want to change your name to hers?

Akari: Because the "Goddess of Cuteness" must have the cutest name. (Akari even poses while making the statement)

GO: (Looking confused) Who is this Goddess? And I thought you were here to change your name.

Akari: I am the "Goddess of Cuteness!"

GO: (Picking up the phone) Security, could you send someone up. We have another one of those slightly unstable types up here. (Hangs up the phone) I'm sorry, but you can't change your name because of a reason like that.

Akari: (Getting angry) ARE YOU DENYING A REQUEST FROM THE "GODDESS OF CUTENESS"!!?

GO: Awww, what are you going to do? Hit me with a lightning bolt?

(Akari spins and does a high leg kick, clearing the desk with her Ultra Cute Sandalstm with "Lightning Bolt" printed on the side. And procceds to punt the GO across the room. After the GO crawls back to his desk he just stares at Akari in disbilief mixed with fear.)

Akari: Well?

(The GO picks up a stamp and stamps "Approved" on Akari's offical change of name request form.)

GO: There you go. Congraulations on you new name Akar... I mean Sakura.

Sakura, the goddess formally known as Akari: Thank you.

(Sakura walks away humming the theme to "To Heart 2")

GO: (to himself) I have to find a new job.

(looking up to the next person in line) Next! (Takes the form and looks over it) So you want to cange your name to Kenshin Himura?

Dragon1826: Thats right, yes it is.

GO: (Holding his head in his hands) It's going to be a long day.


 
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